August 2012
July 2012
plot twist: she will not be loved
4rtf4rt:
the next olympics will be held in my backyard, free milkshakes for the men’s swim team
Mom: Can I see your tumblr?
Me: WHAT TUMBLR?! *throws laptop out window, runs to airport, moves to Mexico, changes name to Pepito*
sapiens:
I just need somebody to think about me and say
‘Damn, I don’t know what I’d do without her’
but nobody ever does.
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